Relationship & Gender confessions thread

After reading about peoples private lives in the "why does the gf hate her bf to watch porn?" thread, a separate thread will prove to be quite amusing.

ONLY GENUINE CONFESSIONS PLEASE

1. I have cheated on all my ex's but wouldn't dream of cheating on my current BF
2. I have had [including current] 5 BF's
3. My longest relationship lasted 3 years. It was dramatic to say the least.
4. Only ever loved one other person besides my current BF
5. I'm bi and have had a gf before as well as a few other flings with females
6. Lost my virginity at 15 when I wasn't 100% ready because of pressure.
7. I don't actually find males physically attractive. Especially in comparison to females.

1. I'm just awesome AKA male slut, I forgot how many people I've slept with
2. I'm usually shoulder to cry on guy, which feeds point # 1
3. I'm the straightest guy you know, but i'm okay with tim and his gay antics
4. I've only ever loved 2 of my ex's, and it shows...
5. I was once engaged to one of my ex's, but then she left
6. I've never actually left anyone, just they left me
7. I too, find females more attractive XD

this tread will never fly..as everyone is too tight..
soo jay
everyone will take a plane to find carmen now
haha

im up for that...
i wanna hop into a kangaroo's pouch and race around on it =D

^
me 2

fuck kangaroos
GO koala!

wants to surf on gold coast...

Kangaroos pouch is actually full of mucus and other yucky fluids. When a joey [baby kangaroo] is first born, it crawls straight into the pouch and stays there for a while.

a lesson in aussie biology from Carmen
teach me shit bout the kiwis
ahahah

Kiwi's are from New Zealand. We don't associate with them. *evil stare*

i know the pouch is filled with mucus...
im gonna wear raincoat and rubbe boats! and dori dori time! woooooot!
roooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! XD

minix3 wrote:

Kiwi's are from New Zealand. We don't associate with them. *evil stare*

yet, the kiwi's we get are from AUS.

that being said..

I'll dori dori race AC with kangaroos...

KOALA SMASH

^They don't smash, they sleep for 20 hours a day and eat for the other 4.

Back on topic...

i've been faithful for all my serious relationships

hey no way i'm hopping into some filthy kangaroo pouch!
why u gotta go n call it a joey hahahahaha

its a fucking SLEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

cuz they are called joey

and there is only ONE wizard to make the sleeve
HAHAHAHAHAHA

1. I've had 9 gf's (eight different ppl, 9 relationships)
2. I only really really liked one alot so far.
3. My longest relationship lasted 1 year and almost 3 months. nothing but drama. events so unreal it sounds like bullshit.
4. Only ever loved one person so far.. dun think i could ever afford an affection so deep again.
5. I've surprisingly haven't cheated yet.
6. Lost my virginity a while back~
7. currently really really lost.. and in complete shock and awe. needing a good drink.

tofu wrote:

1. I've had 9 gf's (eight different ppl, 9 relationships)
2. I only really really liked one alot so far.
3. My longest relationship lasted 1 year and almost 3 months. nothing but drama. events so unreal it sounds like bullshit.
4. Only ever loved one person so far.. dun think i could ever afford an affection so deep again.
5. I've surprisingly haven't cheated yet.
6. Lost my virginity a while back~
7. currently really really lost.. and in complete shock and awe. needing a good drink.

*pat pat tofu*

it's all good... there's mountains and shit to climb dood.

lol i know the mucus part so i am going 2 get a koala bear & put the bear inside the kangaroo pouch & the bear will represent me cuz this way i can make ac & darthchilli both happy

nahhh
im no bear

back on topic
confessions!

People need to open up more =p

1. I like dressing up. Maid, school girl, nurse etc.
2. Swallow not spit
3. I have no idea why I dated half my ex's. Although they never mistreated me or anything, I just find them all tools and do not want to associate with them even on a friends basis.
4. I would participate in a threesome but only if the people involved aren't my girlfirend/boyfriend
5. My female ex and I were both straight before we met.

we are chinese living in a very HONG KONG like environment
so yea..we dont open up
but here we goooo

1. fucked in public on more than one occasion
2. i like my dick sucked
3. ive done too many one nighters

darthchilli wrote:

1. fucked in public on more than one occasion
2. i like my dick sucked
3. ive done too many one nighters

1. likewise and have been caught a few times
2. Doesn't every guy? Sucking dick turns me on more than almost any other form of foreplay but only if he is enjoying it.
3. I have never had sex with someone that isn't my GF/BF and don't think I will

1. never got caught in public :]
2. on my 11th bf `><sad
3. only really loved two guys..including current
4. made out with a girl[underpressure= =*ahem*]
5. done random play once
6. cheated on three guys @_@''
7. lost virginity at 14; a few months ago..>.>