SEX! (Now that I have your attention, Random Sex Questions Part 1)

I'm bored at work, and I figure this is the "GENDER" discussion as well. I'll ask some questions, you people can answer it, and sure I'll answer it too. Let's keep this thread clean, answers only please, and discussion can come AFTER everyone has given their answer.

1. Where's the weirdest place you've done it? That is to say, weirdest in YOUR opinion

My Answer
A Trail at UBC

hmm;
at kwantlen university..outside of the school near the entrncee==

Confederation park. Tennis court.
>.>...

smack middle of the park right beside cambie secondary.

The stairway of a 5 star Hotel.
In the middle of the afternoon too.

You guys are messed up

Washroom of a hotel restaurant. NOTHING compared to you guys
DEEN GA

Stanley Park...lol
Not prospect point...
but in the middle of one of the fields, at 4am =]

in YOUR room

darthchilli wrote:

in YOUR room

LOL
/thread.

darthchilli wrote:

in YOUR room

you've never been in MY room

NEW QUESTION

1. Have you been caught? Tell the story!

my story

There was one time, we were just hanging out, shopping on the west side, kerrisdale area (although this wasn't with my last ex, it was with my ex-fiancee) and something must have sparked the convo, which sparked the mood. Anyways, we lived in Coquitlam at that time, and didn't really want to wait like an hr drive home in traffic, so we tried to think of every place. We settled upon an underground lot that had like no cars, and I knew would always be fairly empty.

Now, the back of the RSX isn't all the place to be, hell not even the front is all that comfy, so why not against the car? Little did I know the security was doing his rounds came down, and started pointing flashlights. Me being the asshole I am, I tried to move her down near the side of the car, and was going to continue my deed. He was walking closer and closer (at that time, my car wasn't lowered, so I could see feet). So I had to pull out, and whip the clothes back on. She had the "easy-access" button AKA a skirt, so she was good to go. He came and questioned us, and I was like, oh we're having a smoke.

The guard just left us, and the moment wasn't completely dead, since she was all moving shit aside and wanted to go about it LOL.... So you think just after that happened, there would be no way someone could walk by or come again, just due to the chance thing. So there we are again, just hammering away at it next to my car, and she's trying not to make noise and shit, and then my ex (then godsister) happen to be shopping in the area and had parked her car in the FAR corner of that lot (she knows of this deserted lot as well).

What my godsis said was that she was walking down the stairs, and towards her car when she heard the fap fap fap fap fap, but thought nothing of it, since it's kerrisdale, so even the bums are literate. She walked and saw a blue RSX with gold advans (or gold wheels at least she noticed) and wondered if it was me (go figure), and decided to check for the two stupid pigs in the back of my window (as you can see in my sig). So she walked by and I was slamming away at my ex-fiancee at that time, and didn't notice. All I heard was a EW!!! and runs away. LOL

The thing is, she found us, didn't tell me, and me and my ex-fiancee just ignored it. My ex/godsister told me about this when we hooked up many moons after the ex-fiancee LOL.

It's just funny that she'd run into us, and then no say anything, and then tell me months later when we're together. Ahh, good times..

5.201314% wrote:

NEW QUESTION

1. Have you been caught? Tell the story!

my story

There was one time, we were just hanging out, shopping on the west side, kerrisdale area (although this wasn't with my last ex, it was with my ex-fiancee) and something must have sparked the convo, which sparked the mood. Anyways, we lived in Coquitlam at that time, and didn't really want to wait like an hr drive home in traffic, so we tried to think of every place. We settled upon an underground lot that had like no cars, and I knew would always be fairly empty.

Now, the back of the RSX isn't all the place to be, hell not even the front is all that comfy, so why not against the car? Little did I know the security was doing his rounds came down, and started pointing flashlights. Me being the asshole I am, I tried to move her down near the side of the car, and was going to continue my deed. He was walking closer and closer (at that time, my car wasn't lowered, so I could see feet). So I had to pull out, and whip the clothes back on. She had the "easy-access" button AKA a skirt, so she was good to go. He came and questioned us, and I was like, oh we're having a smoke.

The guard just left us, and the moment wasn't completely dead, since she was all moving shit aside and wanted to go about it LOL.... So you think just after that happened, there would be no way someone could walk by or come again, just due to the chance thing. So there we are again, just hammering away at it next to my car, and she's trying not to make noise and shit, and then my ex (then godsister) happen to be shopping in the area and had parked her car in the FAR corner of that lot (she knows of this deserted lot as well).

What my godsis said was that she was walking down the stairs, and towards her car when she heard the fap fap fap fap fap, but thought nothing of it, since it's kerrisdale, so even the bums are literate. She walked and saw a blue RSX with gold advans (or gold wheels at least she noticed) and wondered if it was me (go figure), and decided to check for the two stupid pigs in the back of my window (as you can see in my sig). So she walked by and I was slamming away at my ex-fiancee at that time, and didn't notice. All I heard was a EW!!! and runs away. LOL

The thing is, she found us, didn't tell me, and me and my ex-fiancee just ignored it. My ex/godsister told me about this when we hooked up many moons after the ex-fiancee LOL.

It's just funny that she'd run into us, and then no say anything, and then tell me months later when we're together. Ahh, good times..

hahahahaha...love the start of your story =D

anyways...nope...nvr been caught yet...i think...

YAYYYY! for diggy's "there was this one time" stories

haven`t been caught either >=]

My story pwns yours Diggy.
My first BF, we were still young with no cars and didn't really hang out at home. We would find random places to be intimate. One time we were at a local park and went into the female bathrooms. Just as we were getting into it, a person from the council came to lock the doors of the bathroom. We flushed the toilet to let him/her know we were inside and we walked out with very red faces.
Another time [with my current BF], we were at my place and no on was due back. We were smack in the middle of it when we heard my parents come home. My house being not so big, we didn't have time to put clothes back on. So I had to run and close the door with them questioning what we were doing and why I wouldn't open the door. Needless to say, they knew what we were up to and being asian, they weren't too happy.
Worst part was, they had come home unexpectedly to tell me that my grandfather had past away that morning.

Also been caught in the back of a car by cops and by my friend driving past and stopping to look into the window.

minix3 wrote:

My story pwns yours Diggy.
My first BF, we were still young with no cars and didn't really hang out at home. We would find random places to be intimate. One time we were at a local park and went into the female bathrooms. Just as we were getting into it, a person from the council came to lock the doors of the bathroom. We flushed the toilet to let him/her know we were inside and we walked out with very red faces.
Another time [with my current BF], we were at my place and no on was due back. We were smack in the middle of it when we heard my parents come home. My house being not so big, we didn't have time to put clothes back on. So I had to run and close the door with them questioning what we were doing and why I wouldn't open the door. Needless to say, they knew what we were up to and being asian, they weren't too happy.
Worst part was, they had come home unexpectedly to tell me that my grandfather had past away that morning.

Wait a sec, you did it in a bathroom and got caught?

how's that more embarassing than having your future ex/godsis catch you? LOL

keep'em coming (literally)

5.201314% wrote:

minix3 wrote:

My story pwns yours Diggy.
My first BF, we were still young with no cars and didn't really hang out at home. We would find random places to be intimate. One time we were at a local park and went into the female bathrooms. Just as we were getting into it, a person from the council came to lock the doors of the bathroom. We flushed the toilet to let him/her know we were inside and we walked out with very red faces.
Another time [with my current BF], we were at my place and no on was due back. We were smack in the middle of it when we heard my parents come home. My house being not so big, we didn't have time to put clothes back on. So I had to run and close the door with them questioning what we were doing and why I wouldn't open the door. Needless to say, they knew what we were up to and being asian, they weren't too happy.
Worst part was, they had come home unexpectedly to tell me that my grandfather had past away that morning.

Wait a sec, you did it in a bathroom and got caught?

how's that more embarassing than having your future ex/godsis catch you? LOL

keep'em coming (literally)

Considering I nearly got locked inside a public bathroom. Been caught by a few of my friends while in the back of a car too.

Um lol how do u do it right outside kwantlen w/o being seen?

.........Metrotown.... Hahahaha no details, not gonna tell all u horny bitches hahahaha

Only thing I can reveal is that I had to wait for my gf to buy me a new T so I didn't look like I jizzed all over myself XD

JYC wrote:

Um lol how do u do it right outside kwantlen w/o being seen?

.........Metrotown.... Hahahaha no details, not gonna tell all u horny bitches hahahaha

Only thing I can reveal is that I had to wait for my gf to buy me a new T so I didn't look like I jizzed all over myself XD

lol..... cuz AC only lasts 30 seconds.

havent been caught.


yet... =P


well. its either at home... or hmmmmm... really really quiet places out of the random.

..it was at night? LOL on a holiday? well more than once at kwantlen but yea..
we were in a shaded place
and of course made sure there was noone ..
till the end i walked closer to the road..and saw some guy ._.''

5.201314% wrote:

JYC wrote:

Um lol how do u do it right outside kwantlen w/o being seen?

.........Metrotown.... Hahahaha no details, not gonna tell all u horny bitches hahahaha

Only thing I can reveal is that I had to wait for my gf to buy me a new T so I didn't look like I jizzed all over myself XD

lol..... cuz AC only lasts 30 seconds.

more like 3 hours...=S

ac101 wrote:

5.201314% wrote:

JYC wrote:

Um lol how do u do it right outside kwantlen w/o being seen?

.........Metrotown.... Hahahaha no details, not gonna tell all u horny bitches hahahaha

Only thing I can reveal is that I had to wait for my gf to buy me a new T so I didn't look like I jizzed all over myself XD

lol..... cuz AC only lasts 30 seconds.

more like 3 hours...=S

stop fronting

tofu wrote:

smack middle of the park right beside cambie secondary.

DUDEEEEEEE i live around there......

ac101 wrote:

5.201314% wrote:

JYC wrote:

Um lol how do u do it right outside kwantlen w/o being seen?

.........Metrotown.... Hahahaha no details, not gonna tell all u horny bitches hahahaha

Only thing I can reveal is that I had to wait for my gf to buy me a new T so I didn't look like I jizzed all over myself XD

lol..... cuz AC only lasts 30 seconds.

more like 3 hours...=S

It's actually been surveyed that the best sex lasts between 13-18 minutes [not including foreplay of course]. If you last 3 hours either your GF is too loose [nothing personal] or you are doing it wrong.