SEX! (Now that I have your attention, Random Sex Questions Part 1)

-kT wrote:

elkayem wrote:

lKc wrote:

tofu wrote:: smack middle of the park right beside cambie secondary.

DUDEEEEEEE i live around there...... Suspect

LOL IMAGINE GOING OUT FOR A SMOKE AND SEEING 2 PEOPLE HAVING SEX ON THE FIELD. LOLLL

That'd be nice for entertainment

When i go out at nights for that last one, I'm always looking for something to do, someone to call, whatever

a nice 10 minute porn vid from a distance in the dark would help that, I think

dooooood now i know there's more to the grass out there than dog shit and dog piss... pale

ahahaha
the sperm wotn live in the harsh world
haha

darthchilli wrote:: ahahaha
the sperm wotn live in the harsh world
haha

you mean air?

HARSH WORLD
asshole

you mean AIR YOU FUCK!?

sperm likes to live upon mountains and caves.

very dark and damp caves, i presume?

did i just read mountains AGAIN?!?!?!?!?
i have enough of that =.=, you guys should tell me new stories xD

ANBU Posts : 259 Join date : 2008-08-17

minix3 wrote:

JYC wrote:

minix3 wrote:: It's actually been surveyed that the best sex lasts between 13-18 minutes [not including foreplay of course]. If you last 3 hours either your GF is too loose [nothing personal] or you are doing it wrong.

well then u need a new BF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

15 minutes HAHAHAHAHAHA

i dun think i'm like some guys that are like: "OMG i'm gettin laid, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" *splat

lololol

Actually it is between 3-13 minutes

Maybe you should check you are doing it right next time =p

Quote :: According to a poll of 50 sex therapists, the most desirable sex lasts, in actual fact, mere minutes. Between 3 and 13, optimally.

Source

It's like when guys brag about how many times they can have sex in a day. It just means you're not coming hard enough.

well sorry i forgot ur the queen..............>.> whatever u say..............
sex therapists should go n get laid n stop chattin like u about it on the internet lololol
3 minutes LMAO

STI_GDB-F wrote:: did i just read mountains AGAIN?!?!?!?!?
i have enough of that =.=, you guys should tell me new stories xD

well, we're not making any stories happen lately..

ANBU Posts : 259 Join date : 2008-08-17

Cuz I think the lil kiddies finished telling their fantasies lol

Hey JYC have you ever been able to please a woman? From the way you are talking you clearly have no idea wtf you are on about.
I have been with one guy who can last more than 1 hour and that was only due to the fact he had no idea what he was doing with his penis.

I always make stories happen, whether it's mountains or bugbites.

ANBU Posts : 259 Join date : 2008-08-17

As a matter of fact I do please my women, and its called multiple Os...... Lol n btw.... So that u know most guys on this forum can easily last more than ur satsifactory 15 minutes
Not becuz they dunno wtf they're doin but becuz we please our girlfriend for longer than ur holy shit 15 whole minutes.....
That guy that u had that took an hour probably couldn't decide whether to turn off the lights or paper bag you.......LMAO
G fucking G hahahahahahahahahahaha

minix3 wrote:: Hey JYC have you ever been able to please a woman? From the way you are talking you clearly have no idea wtf you are on about.
I have been with one guy who can last more than 1 hour and that was only due to the fact he had no idea what he was doing with his penis.

JYC wrote:: As a matter of fact I do please my women, and its called multiple Os...... Lol n btw.... So that u know most guys on this forum can easily last more than ur satsifactory 15 minutes
Not becuz they dunno wtf they're doin but becuz we please our girlfriend for longer than ur holy shit 15 whole minutes.....
That guy that u had that took an hour probably couldn't decide whether to turn off the lights or paper bag you.......LMAO
G fucking G hahahahahahahahahahaha

LOL thread end
that was so awful jowii LOL

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JYC wrote:: As a matter of fact I do please my women, and its called multiple Os...... Lol n btw.... So that u know most guys on this forum can easily last more than ur satsifactory 15 minutes
Not becuz they dunno wtf they're doin but becuz we please our girlfriend for longer than ur holy shit 15 whole minutes.....
That guy that u had that took an hour probably couldn't decide whether to turn off the lights or paper bag you.......LMAO
G fucking G hahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh wow great comeback considering you have no grouds to base it on since you have no idea what I actually look like.
Clearly your knowledge on sex is about as vague as your knowledge on cars and suspension set up.
Please grow into big boy pants and learn to shut your mouth when you have no clue what's going on.
It's pretty sad how boys like you insist they know better than anyone else.
The ability for one or more people to last more than 15 minutes proves nothing except the fact they have no idea what they are doing.

Please read these articles and then get back to me.

Does any thread NOT turn into fightclub material on this forums? = =

kSpec wrote:: Does any thread NOT turn into fightclub material on this forums? = =

Nope. All threads inevitably lead to fight club.

ANBU Posts : 259 Join date : 2008-08-17

I dun read articles about how to have great sex hahahahaha I just do it, n if u dun believe me u can ask my girlfriend lmao
N I dun need to base anything on facts with u becuz ur avatar says it all..........lmao
I wouldn't be able to cum either in an hour or two judging by ur avatar lol

Edit:

Oh u changed ur avatar lol good shit..... The forum looks much cleaner =D
Sorry I guess being a previous student in BCIT Automotive Mechanics mean I dunno shit about cars......
I guess not, since I ride a motorcycle now n driving cars nowadays doesn't feel much like anything
N FYI I've taken apart a full 4A-GE engine n rebuilt it, so dun tell me I dunno shit about cars lil girl.....

Wow yes an avatar shows so much in terms of an image.
How can you be a previous student with this oh so much experience and yet know nothing about suspension set up or how a coil over works? From your comments in the suspension thread clearly you are clueless. Just as you are about sex. Arrogant little boys who like to think they know what they are talking about when their comments prove otherwise.
At least I have facts to base any arguments and don't just go for superficial aspects.
Please learn to spell and the correct use of ellipsis in your next attempt to say something you deem as intelligent.

JYC wrote:: I dun read articles about how to have great sex hahahahaha I just do it, n if u dun believe me u can ask my girlfriend lmao
N I dun need to base anything on facts with u becuz ur avatar says it all..........lmao
I wouldn't be able to cum either in an hour or two judging by ur avatar lol

Edit:

Oh u changed ur avatar lol good shit..... The forum looks much cleaner =D
Sorry I guess being a previous student in BCIT Automotive Mechanics mean I dunno shit about cars......
I guess not, since I ride a motorcycle now n driving cars nowadays doesn't feel much like anything
N FYI I've taken apart a full 4A-GE engine n rebuilt it, so dun tell me I dunno shit about cars lil girl.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING GG...........................

pwned

Shyfted wrote:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING GG...........................

pwned

"That guy that u had that took an hour probably couldn't decide whether to turn off the lights or paper bag you" was much better.

ANBU Posts : 259 Join date : 2008-08-17

Ok enough, ur comebacks aren't even comebacks, now ur just plain stupid and annoying

So just STFU......

So I said I dun like tein cuz they're over rated n rust easily? I dunno suspensions omfg........
And that some other brand doesn't have EDFC as an option so its not as convenient so I think that teins move themselves?
Learn to fucking read before trying to build an insult

And omg I dunno how to spell, the grammar police will be on my ass cuz I dun type y, o, u...... YOU!
U dumbass tryin to be smart

Ur just sad lmao just stfu n we'll try to forget how stupid u were hahahahaha

While you're at it, GET YOURSELF A PAPER BAG!

Wow you have just reached a new level off dumb.
You were the one who said that the "other" unnamed brand was better since it "Its manual n not controlled by an electronic adjustment like the EDFC but its pure performance......."
I clearly stated that your argument is irrelevant since tein is also manual. Not having an EDFC does not make something "pure performance".
Do you have any other sustainable arguments rather than "STFU' and your ugly?
Also you stated "I dunno how to spell, the grammar police will be on my ass". Spelling and grammar are two different things.
I'm not smart but clearly I have an intelligence level that is higher than yours considering your arguments consist of only appearances.
Grow out of high school, stop acting like a pansy and please insult me in a way that is somewhat relevant.

like this? YOU DRIVE A MIATA WITH A P PLATE! NO TURBOZ FOR J00!!!

anywho, lay off the haterade you two, and get back on topic.

i.e. BOTH OF YOU STFU

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